Jesse Part 2: Le French Dip

So, last night Jesse narrowed the women down from 15 to 10. The episode started with the announcement that there were going to be two group dates and one individual date, with the woman he gave his "first impression" rose to: Trish.

Trish is my least favorite of the otherwise completely vanilla women. She's this bony, tan, mean looking woman, a 28 year old "model" who constantly talks about money, tanned in her thong so that her butt would be "ready for the individual overnight dates," and so forth. Horrible. She also has that hairdo that makes all women look like horses--you know the one: teased straight up in a narrow lump on top of the head, then combed back and straight down. It's like a reverse mullet, if you will.

Anyhow, so the first group date happens, which is tubing. All the women are wearing matching pink ugg boots (oh dear lord), giggling a ton, and attempting to throw themselves down on Jesse. Gee gidget, how fun is that????!!! Nothing much there.

Then Jesse has his individual date with Trish, who was all excited because she got her hair done by Kristov (or however you spell it). Looked the same to me. Anyway, they go to the opera, which is in french. She makes the comment, "I can do things in french, but I can't speak it." AUGH. Then she and Jesse attempt to have their version of a saucy conversation, which is just sad and uncreative and if I'm being honest, vaguely gross. She crawls on top of him in the limo on the way home and sticks her tongue down his throat. Jesse is like, "I'm real impressed with Trish..." and my viewing buddy is like, "Wouldn't take much for you, dude...."

On this date, Jesse sticks his foot in his mouth big time. He says, "I'm just tired of waking up in the morning and seeing a stranger." chirp chirp the silence was deafening. A woman called him on it later on, and hetotally backpeddled, saying "I haven't done that in a while, but what I'm really looking for...." dumb stupid jock fuckwit. So in the end, even me screaming, cajoling, BEGGING Jesse via the television to pick some of the more interesting women, he picked an entire gaggle of blonde 20 year olds who giggled and shirked, except for the beauty pagent winner who I swear has a lazy eye and a cheerleader who actually did a cheer when he gave her a rose, complete with fist pumping in the air.

Of course, I will watch it next week.