Dolly Pemily Part Damn You Local ABC Affiliate

This viewer's entire local ABC affiliate was down last night from 8 pm on.  We were. Denied. Our. Viewing. Pleasure. By the Blue Screen of Death enscripted with "Please don't call us. We know we are an Epic Fail of availability right now and our own inability to bring you Dolly Pemily is consequently going to now force you to watch American Ninja Warrior.  Season four."

While awesome in its own right, ANW is still not the particular set of warriors . . .for loooove . .. in which we are  most interested.  But never fear, my babies.  We suspect that ABC will post the show to its website at some point today, at which time we shall Ride Again.