BNU Part WE MET A PRODUCER

Babies. Once upon a spring time, ABe and this viewer dragged our deep winter frozen caracases to an undergraduate film class for the chance to meet a Legitimate Real Life Producer of the Bachelor. Afterwards, we shuffled up to said LRLP and asked the following:

"What's up with The Kitty?"

"And also, why don't you have a dead rose, you know, for the bachelor/ette to give out to the one person he or she really really does NOT want to see come back for "closure."

For the record, he took our suggestion on the dead rose (though not, alas, on removing The Kitty). Therefore, if said rose appears in all its dying glory on Season Dolly Pemily, let it be known that we at the BNU are are doing our best, even in the off-season, to reduce the Eternal Rage Felt By Us All at the Continual Return of People We Don't Care About.

And speaking of returns, we would be remiss if we were to ignore one teensy scheduling problem. While this viewer will be in the country for the first two episodes of Le Pemily, we will, um, beinItaly for the next several episodes. We shall do our very best to find the interwebs and blog from afar, but as this is our honeymoon, we do hope you forgive us for any tardiness that may result.

Until then, gentle readers, adieu.