Bachelor Part Here's the Deal: The BNU Shall Rise Again in an Untimely Manner

Okay babies. This viewer is going overseas. It does not that we do not love you, or that we do not fervently await Brad Wombat and his deathly hallows. BUT, we are going to be gone during the airing of Mr. Wombat's initial walk of shame, and are not about to spend our last night in Europe in an internet cafe, watching hours of trash television online. So, we will post sometime next week, more likely nearer the weekend than far-er. We apologize, but this is the best we can do. We heart you all, and to all a goodnight.

Bachelor Part Crisis: This Viewer Is Conflicted

This viewer shall not be in the country when Brad Wombat takes his last stand as Bachelor on January 3. Do we continue with our blog -- yet late Or do we hang up our notebook forever, in recognition that we are now old, decrepit, untimely, and may reveal too much about our awkward childhood moments if we continue? Le Sigh.